If you are looking for a good chuckle about your furry friend, then you have come to the right place. Enjoy these cute and funny dog quotes curated by the Vuify review team.
If only cats grew into kittens.-R. Stern
Cats’ hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other.-Stephen Baker
When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.-Percy Bysshe Shelley
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.-Stephen Baker
An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old.-Carl Van Vechten
The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.-Elizabeth Peters
Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.-Rod McKuen
I gave my cats a bath the other day … they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…-Steve Martin
Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.-Roger Caras
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.-Faith Resnick
A cat can purr its way out of anything.-Donna McCrohan
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner.-Gary Smith
I don’t think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it’s the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place.-Debbie Peterson
A cat’s got her own opinion of human beings. She don’t say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.-Jerome K. Jerome
If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.-Terry Pratchett
A cat isn’t fussy – just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor.-Arthur Bridges
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.-Cynthia E. Varnado
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.-Joseph Wood Krutch
The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.-Carl van Vechten
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.-Missy Dizick
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility.-Stephen Baker
One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it’s affection, the taste or a trial run for the jugular.-Helen Thomson
“Meow" means “woof" in cat.-George Carlin
I’m one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.-Dennis Miller
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